Um, Huh?

Okay, question. Who is Tess Smith? Why is she at the Emmys? Does she feel a draft? I bet she does.

But seriously, I know everyone is talking about this, which is probably the point of the dress (or lack thereof), but is she on a show or something? Or is she some homeless woman who takes old ripped dresses, rips them some more, and wears them on the red carpet?

I really don't get it. If you know who she is, please let me know. It's bugging me that she's so, um, OUT THERE, and no one seems to know who she is. I even googled her, and besides people making fun of her dress, no one knows who she is. Seriously, WHO IS TESS SMITH?