Thursday, September 08, 2005

How to Annoy My Husband (in 3 easy steps)

I really love my husband. He puts up with a lot of my crap. But? I think I need to shape up this week, because he's starting to get annoyed. Here's why (in 3 easy steps):

1. Insist on stopping by Office Max to buy page protectors. See how expensive page protectors are so search entire store for cheaper page protectors, stopping to ohhh and ahhh over every cool office supply (husband then sees obsession with office supplies and becomes slightly scared). Finally find affordable page protectors and buy box of 200.

2. Go through all old issues of favorite cooking magazine cutting out recipes that have been enjoyed or could possibly be enjoyed at some point in the future asking him every five minutes if he likes squash or eggplant or some weird ingredient that he's never heard of...while he's trying to play Tiger Woods Golf on his play station. Extra annoyance points when you ask in his backswing.

3. Go through all 200 page protectors before you finish going through all issues. Ask if he would like to go to Office Max with you to buy more (when you're trying to save money and not buy unnecessary things so that you may be able to buy a house sometime soon). Just remember - creating more room on the bookcase is more important than your husband's sanity. I promise.


At 9/08/2005 6:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's right!
The Annoyed Husband


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